Cross-posted at Attytood:
Memo to self: Don't take a three-day weekend if you're trying to stay on top of the Gov. Chris Christie beat. Since I last sat at my newsroom desk Wednesday night, New Jersey's Most Convenient News Source™ has released a report that was commissioned by Chris Christie -- and paid for with your tax dollars -- that found that Chris Christie had absolutely nothing to do with the Chris Christie Bridgegate scandal, tangled with reporters, accepted the resignation of Port Authority chairman David Samson (who, by the way, had nothing to do with David Samson's Port Authority scandal), then flew his Lear jet to Las Vegas to seek the 2016 presidential nod of casino gazillionaire Sheldon Adelson, only to crash in apologies and bickering over his view of Israel on the West Bank and Sharia law. (Thus proving that right wingers do believe in "political correctness"...when it's their politics.)